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Created on November 9th, 2010

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Siamak Ensafi
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Nov 9th 2010 at 10:14 AM
Here are some :D (if you like them, please like them LOL)

-"Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck?" "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

- When God created the men he was only kidding!!!

- Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

- "Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?" "It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!"

- “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep!


I'll be back with more later ;)


Siamak Ensafi
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Nov 9th 2010 at 10:22 AM
- A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station,
What more can I say…


Siamak Ensafi
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Nov 9th 2010 at 10:36 AM
- I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water…!!!

- when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………..pick the phone idiot!!!


Dee Westcott
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Nov 9th 2010 at 12:30 PM
LOL looks like you have been busy in ere..
how are you?

Well I have to say my favorite one was:
- “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep!



Siamak Ensafi
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Nov 9th 2010 at 13:06 PM
I am happy you liked it. LOL, we need to keep this discussion live, cuz we all need some good time laughing :D


NEW JOKES COMING SOON! YOU CAN ALSO ADD YOURS


Siamak Ensafi
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Nov 9th 2010 at 13:34 PM
This one is good:

- Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.

He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.

The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.

The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."


LOL


Siamak Ensafi
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Nov 9th 2010 at 13:37 PM
- Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, run on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a VIRUS.

It's a BUG.


Siamak Ensafi
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Nov 9th 2010 at 14:06 PM
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up
over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please,
don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't
realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the
driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my
first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.



Source: http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com


Dee Westcott
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Nov 9th 2010 at 14:42 PM
OMG I think you found a Good one LOLOL
ROFLMAO
That one is JUST TOO FUNNY:
("I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my
first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years. )

OM MY I can't stop laughing.. that one is an A PLUS from me!
Thanks for the chuckle




Dee Westcott
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Nov 9th 2010 at 16:43 PM
This one is funny .. hope you enjoy it:

Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was.

She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious.

She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening and began to wonder whether there was more between John and Judy than met the eye.

Realizing only too well what his mother was thinking, John said, "I can see your wheels turning Mom and I know what you're thinking. Rest assured Judy and I are strictly roommates."

A few days later, Judy went to John and said, "You know the beautiful silver gravy ladle? Well, ever since your mother came to dinner I can't seem to find it. You don't think she would have taken it, do you?"

"I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure," replied John.

John then sat down and wrote his mother the following letter: "Dear Mom, While I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'didn't' take a gravy ladle, the fact remains that ever since you were here for dinner one has been missing. Love, Your son."

Several days later, John received a reply from his mother which read: "Dear John, While I am not saying you 'do' sleep with Judy, and I'm not saying you 'don't' sleep with her, the fact remains that she would have found the gravy ladle by now if she were sleeping in her own bed. Love, Mom."


Found this joke here:
http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Relationship-Jokes/Crafty-Mom.html


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