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Guy goes into an antique shop and spots a bronze cast of a rat, he says to the shopkeeper 'How much is the rat?' Shopkeeper replies '20 bucks for the rat and 100 bucks for the story'
The bloke says I'll just take the rat.
As soon as he leaves the shop he notices a real rat coming out of the shadows closely followed by another and another and another until there are thousands of rats following him.
Distressed by this he runs to the pier at the end of town and throws the bronze rat into the sea at which point the by now millions of rats jump in after it.
Exhausted the man returns to the shop. 'Have you come for the story?' asks the shopkeeper.
No says the man, I just wondered if you have any bronze Muslim Fundamentalist Clerics, any Bronze Manchester United Supporters, any Bronze poofs or anything French in Bronze
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