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Let's have fun and laugh!

Jun 30th 2011 at 6:44 AM

"Life without smile is like chocolate without cocoa" is a well said funny quotes about how important is humor in our lives.With a little smile we can forget stress and troubles and life will be better.So,let's have fun with quotes or funny jokes and laugh out loud for at least five minutes!

Funny quotes:

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Don’t marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.

God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!

Don’t think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

Funny jokes:

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What about all these other cars?"
"They didn't ask!"

Funny one liners:

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

VENI, VEDI,VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

There are thousands of such funny stuff on the internet:funny quotes and sayings,blonde jokes,yo mama jokes and other funny jokes that will brighten your day.Laughter will make you look and feel younger,so smile and have fun every day!



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