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The perfect Valentine’s gift for the lazy guy
As per usual you have let Valentine’s Day creep up on you. With everything, you always think you have a lot more time than you actually do, and now it is upon you and you have to buy the perfect and most romantic gift for the person in your life, which is a lot harder than it actually sounds. Whether you have been with someone for five years and are most likely going to marry them, or whether the person in question is a cheap London escort whom you have known for five minutes doesn’t matter. The fact that you have presented said person with a gift means that they will be indebted to you, for at least the night anyway. Women love it when men have thought about a gift, and they always repay the kindness, either with beer and massage, or a little rumpy pumpy in the bedroom. In order to make your life easier we have come up with a list of do’s and don’ts when it comes to purchasing the perfect gift this Valentine’s Day.
Firstly, never buy anything that is practical. This includes all electronics, houseware and anything that entails that she would have to clean something to use it. No woman, living or dead, a cheap escort or not has even given a man a sensual massage after receiving a stereo. That is a fact.
Women love cards. They love it when a man has penned his feelings for her in a beautiful letter or card as it means that not only can she read it when she is alone or feeling unloved, but she can also take it to her next girls night out where everyone can coo over what a catch you are. This equals unlimited brownie points, as the more impressed her friends are, the more impressed she will be.
London is full of gift stores and boutiques, and if you are stuck for ideas a safe bet is chocolate. Women love chocolate, and by finding a boutique store specialising in chocolate or gorgeous cakes is one way to get straight to her heart, and bedroom. Whether your date is a girl from work or a cheap escort doesn’t matter, presenting her with a small packet of boutique chocolates, with a gorgeous card will work every time, as long as the chocolates are milk tray. Because that screams last minute supermarket purchase, not Fortnum and Masons.
No matter what you decide to do or get for your date, remember that personal touches always make the best dates. Reference a passion or hobby of hers, perform a sensual massage on your date instead of the other way around, and just enjoy each other’s company. You can’t ask for a better Valentine’s Date than that.
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