Ann Moses | AnnMoses
This is my NEW blog site. Check it out here and leave a comment on the post! Thanks!!
2 years ago

Funny Business Quotes-You can laugh about

Aug 15th 2013 at 7:14 AM

You can find yourself working so hard and taking your work so serious. However, there are times when you need to relax and not be so serious about all of your work. When you think
about how much you are trying to find ways to improve your productivity you find it not to be so humorous.

Below are some funny business quotes and they will give you the laugh you need to get your work done.

1)If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late. ~James Goldsmith

2)Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
~ John Ciardi

3)Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? ~Steve Jobs

4)The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
~ Lilly Tomlin

5)Run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it. ~UNKNOWN

6)The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
~Vidal Sassoon

7)If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
~J. Paul Getty

8)Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~George Burns

9)Never invest in anything that eats or needs repairing. ~Billy Rose

10)If at first you don’t succeed; you are running about average. ~MH Alderson

11)Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all
those who opposed them. ~UNKNOWN

12)Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. ~UNKNOWN

13)All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

~Mark Twain

14)The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. ~Oscar Wilde

Now you have one of these funny business quotes stuck in your head and you can laugh out loud!

Thank you forlaughing with me!

Ann Moses

Please to comment

sign in

Remember Me

New to IM faceplate? join free!

Lost Password? click here