Roger Pearson | jlsegul
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --George Bernard Shaw
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A Little Christian Humor

Sep 30th 2010 at 11:16 AM

This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while!

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded..

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards..

They created charts and graphs..

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed  across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed..

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:   'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'  

God just shrugged and said,

ARE YOU READY FOR IT……..


JESUS SAVES!!!!

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Nov 22nd 2010 at 6:21 PM by judyhwright
Great story teller. You should be a part of a storytelling group. I am part of Montana StoryKeepers and we just had Tellebration the other night to encourage families to share stories over the holidays. jhw
   
Oct 16th 2010 at 7:34 AM by drkelp
Thanks for making me laugh, and for reminding me to save my work.
   
Oct 15th 2010 at 8:39 PM by phmoisan
lol good one
   
Oct 14th 2010 at 8:46 AM by thepromoter
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Oct 8th 2010 at 8:32 PM by patricefilio
Satan's computer may be outdated? That's funny. I like it.
   
Oct 4th 2010 at 5:56 PM by 4SFI
Nice. I like it.
   

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