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How to Identify the Ultimate M
Created on September 8th, 2010

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Forget The Pain
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Sep 8th 2010 at 5:40 AM
Carefully open a package of M&M candies and pour them into a small
bowl. Select the first two volunteers. They will usually reveal
themselves by rising to the top of the heap. Place the two candies
together, between your thumb and forefinger, then squeeze until one of
them triumphs,crushing its foe. Eat the inferior M&M.
Pick a new contender to challenge the champion. Repeat the process
described above, destroying and eating the weaker candy, then reach into
the bowl for yet another challenger. Continue the duel until only a
single M&M remains.
Congratulations! You have now identified the ultimate champion. The Mars
Candy Company, in their constant effort to improve their product, might
be grateful if you would ship this warrior to them for breeding
purposes. Of course, that’s entirely up to you.
On a side note, you might be interested to learn that repeated testing has
revealed blue M&Ms to be an inferior species. Some believe they are
likely to eventually disappear from the gene pool, especially given the
superior strength consistently exhibited by brown and red candies. Only
time will tell. We Must save the blues

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Sep 8th 2010 at 9:55 AM
LOL!!!!! thanks for this post you brightened my day!

Doug Abney
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Oct 1st 2010 at 6:47 AM
Throw in the peanuts though and everything changes!

Marisa Horn
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Oct 1st 2010 at 13:35 PM
LOL ... too bad I am on a diet. I used to eat a big bag every couple days. Easy to eat while using the computer :)

Dee Westcott
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Oct 1st 2010 at 13:53 PM
Too funny!
Thanks for sharing
have a great weekend

Chuck Madere
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Oct 1st 2010 at 22:45 PM
Very Interesting, very.

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